Games are presented in alphabetical order.

№2 CRAZY FROG ARCADE RACER / CRAZY FROG RACER 2

2018 AUG 28

(PC / PS2, 2006-2007)

THIS STUPID FUCKING FROG HAS BEEN HIDING UNDER MY BED FOR THE LAST 11 AND A HALF DAYS AND I CAN'T GET HIM OUT I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING FROM CHLORINE GAS TO SETTING MY HOUSE ON FIRE

№8 CAPSULE

2018 OCT 14

(PC, 2012)

You're going to die, in space, alone, and there's nothing you can do about it.

№7 DRAGON'S CROWN

2018 OCT 08

(PS3, 2013)

big tiddy goth gf simulator 2013: now with 400% more tiddy

№6 NINJA JAJAMARU-KUN

2018 SEP 30

(FAMICOM, 1985)

A ninja has had enough of a catfish pirate and his kidnapping of royalty bullshit.

№5 TETRIS PARTY

2018 SEP 23

(WiiWare, 2008)

It's like Tetris, but it's a party game, but it's not much of a party game, because it's still Tetris. Also notable for being nearly impossible to buy!

№4 THE SIMPSONS: VIRTUAL SPRINGFIELD

2018 SEP 12

(PC, 1997)

Strap yourselves into virtual reality, kids, and enjoy the ride that is 90s-era Simpsons. Disclosure: This game was not (and should not be) released for the Virtual Boy.

№1 VR SPORTS POWERBOAT RACING

2018 AUG 28

(PS1, 1998)

VR Sports Powerboat Racing is a game that shows off the enthralling action of racing a powerboat on your PlayStation and regretting ever finding the game at the bottom of a lot picked up at a garage sale.

№3 YU-GI-OH: FORBIDDEN MEMORIES

2018 SEP 03

(PS1, 2002)

What happens when you give a rough draft of what your trading card game is meant to be, and never update your developers working hard to get the game out. Or maybe it's some sick Japanese thing like making employees work in a closet with no work for 8 hours a day.