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I'm not dead, I swear. -2018 OCT 29

Project 1051: CAPSULE

№8 CAPSULE

2018 OCT 14

(PC, 2012)

You're going to die, in space, alone, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Project 1051: DRAGON'S CROWN

№7 DRAGON'S CROWN

2018 OCT 08

(PS3, 2013)

big tiddy goth gf simulator 2013: now with 400% more tiddy

Project 1051

WRITING IS HARD

2018 OCT 04

 

So, I'm writing a review right now. A surprisingly big one, even without trying to make any sort of filler, and there's not a lot of time before Sunday, when I typically release updates. Here's the problem though. I'd say that I bit off more than I can chew, but at this point, I'm just going to say that I'd rather make a good quality review, one that gets the most out of my words instead of something that's a very long and senseless rant about things nobody cares about. See: Crazy Frog Racer 2.

Even though this site is based on obscurity, I don't want the site itself to be obscure. I want it to thrive, to hopefully make me be able to write this full time, because right now, I barely get 2 hours a day to play games as well as write for them. This is why the last few reviews were relatively simple games that I could play for 2 hours and then spend the next day or two writing for them. This game I'm playing right now is the biggest game I've played to date, and it's a much more daunting task than I thought, considering it has a bit of controversial history. Kind of.

But, we're a small group. This group takes this one step at a time, and hopefully, it'll pay off some day. Except I don't run ads or have any way of accepting donations, so this might be fun. But for now, I made a Discord server for this site. Perhaps these meager accomodations will do for now.

Also, turn off your goddamn adblockers, I only use Google Analytics for this site and that's how I get the visitor count "working".

Project 1051: NINJA JAJAMARU-KUN

№6 NINJA JAJAMARU-KUN

2018 SEP 30

(FAMICOM, 1985)

A ninja has had enough of a catfish pirate and his kidnapping of royalty bullshit.

Project 1051: TETRIS PARTY

№5 TETRIS PARTY

2018 SEP 23

(WiiWare, 2008)

It's like Tetris, but it's a party game, but it's not much of a party game, because it's still Tetris. Also notable for being nearly impossible to buy!

Project 1051: THE SIMPSONS: VIRTUAL SPRINGFIELD

№4 THE SIMPSONS: VIRTUAL SPRINGFIELD

2018 SEP 12

(PC, 1997)

Strap yourselves into virtual reality, kids, and enjoy the ride that is 90s-era Simpsons. Disclosure: This game was not (and should not be) released for the Virtual Boy.

Project 1051: Yu-Gi-Oh: Forbidden Memories

№3 YU-GI-OH: FORBIDDEN MEMORIES

2018 SEP 03

(PS1, 2002)

What happens when you give a rough draft of what your trading card game is meant to be, and never update your developers working hard to get the game out. Or maybe it's some sick Japanese thing like making employees work in a closet with no work for 8 hours a day.

№2 CRAZY FROG ARCADE RACER / CRAZY FROG RACER 2

2018 AUG 28

(PC / PS2, 2006-2007)

THIS STUPID FUCKING FROG HAS BEEN HIDING UNDER MY BED FOR THE LAST 11 AND A HALF DAYS AND I CAN'T GET HIM OUT I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING FROM CHLORINE GAS TO SETTING MY HOUSE ON FIRE

Project 1051: VR Sports Powerboat Racing

№1 VR SPORTS POWERBOAT RACING

2018 AUG 28

(PS1, 1998)

VR Sports Powerboat Racing is a game that shows off the enthralling action of racing a powerboat on your PlayStation and regretting ever finding the game at the bottom of a lot picked up at a garage sale.